Friday, November 28, 2008

I once met a man named Miracle...

No explanation necessary

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from Prince Miracle Nze
reply-to princemiraclenze@yahoo.com
to lara.varona@gmail.com
date Monday, November 24, 2008 at 9:35pm
subject Re: 1 br - clean and bright suite in great location (VGH neighbourhood)
mailed by yahoo.com
signed by yahoo.com


Thanks for your email and it is my gladness to hearing from you.I am
Rev Prince,the owner of the house you are making enquiry
of.Actually I resided in the house with my family,such as my wife and
my only daugther before and resently we had packed due to my transfer
from my working place and now situated in London,and
presently my house is still available for rent for $700 per month
including the utilities like hydro,washer and security,it is
urnised.Moreso Now, i went for a Crusade in the West Africa and i will
like you to get in touch with my wife for more discussion
as She is with the keys and the document to the house.Pls i want you
to note that,i am a kind and honest man and also i spent alot on my
property that i want to give you for rent,so i will solicit for your
absolute mentenance of this house and want you to treat it as your
own,is that taken,it is not the money the main problem but want you to
keep it tidy all the time so that i will be glad to see it neat when i
came for a check up.i do that once in a while.I also want you to let
me have trust in you as i always stand on my word.Where are you
located and where do you see our advert.
Email my wife Faith on (faithmiracle16@yahoo.com) she will
attends to you better.
God bless you
Rev Prince


from lara varona

to princemiraclenze@yahoo.com
date Tuesday, November 25, 2008 at 12:01am
subject Re: 1 br - clean and bright suite in great location (VGH neighbourhood)
mailed by gmail.com


So good to hear from you, Rev Prince. This sounds like a most fantastic plan and presently I am sending you many cheques for many money. So good of you to be blessings on my family.

To, as well, I am honest woman of present nature and will likingly meet with you in the present future.

I am glad to hear that your present concern is not about money, rev prince, but moreso about the tidy nature of your most prize possession your home. I will be keeping it most cleanliness for you. In return, kind prince, I only ask that you take pity on my present situation and make acceptions for my rental fee, at present I can pay only $5 a month. As you are a kind man I am most trusting that this will not be a problem.

Presently I would like to sign the agreement and proceed with the fruitful living arrangement. Kindly forward me your mail address and I will wait for the keys to my new place.

God bless you more,
Lara Varona


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For some reason, I never did hear back from the honourable Rev. Prince Miracle. Strange. Now if only the Nigerian prince who wants to wire his $10 Billion dollar inheritance into my bank account would write back to me...